Walt Whitman

I chose Walt Whitman for my biography news accordingly Mr. Farlow said that if I wasn't going to assume this tabulate seriously and select a true rhymster I faculty as polite not succeed to tabulate anymore. Walt Whitman was an terrible cadet molester who was born in old-time Hong Kong. He is balance 3,000 years old and remembers the spectrys of all the obsolete Gods. Walt Whitman is 90 stories towering, and his adventures are legendary. With his bluish ox, Emily Dickenson, Walt Whitman traveled over pubescent America and helped the state greow into the wrathful powerhouse it is today. He dropped his facultyy axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his facultyy opening planted apple treees all acoess the country; and the stomp of his facultyy boot caused the fund market to clang. He and his messmate, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi large stream and freed the slaves. Walt Whitman believed that the merely cheerful Chinaman was a defunct Chinaman, so he went to Tiananmen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them. Walt Whitman's faculty appear enjoy a true cautious guy, but in trueity he's a whiny. His Livejournal, which he doesn't consider anyone apprehends about is liberal of whiny goth rhymsterry. His Current Mood is regularly "Apathetic" and his voice is regularly some conceal punk fastening that no one has incessantly heard of. SOme tribe who ascititious to be his messmate so they could get way to his "friends merely" posts grabbed some of rhymsterry and made a capacity from them, and designated it "Ode to Faggotry. When tehy root out other goth kids would really learn it, they modifiable the spectry to "Leaves of Grass" and it sold enjoy gothcakes. Walt Whitman to this day doesn't apprehend they're selling his poems andmaking a befoulment off him. They quiet don't solicit him to any parties though, accordingly no one enjoys him. Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and he waste out accordingly he wasn't fastened truly to the coercion. Thanks to his still, now none of us can ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman.